ISBN-10: 1983014591

ISBN-13: 9781983014598

now not for children. the main traditionally actual Dracula novel ever written -- plus vampires. Vlad the Impaler was once now not a count number from Transylvania, yet a blood-thirsty prince of Wallachia like his father and brothers. dinner party your eyes at the genuine guy who impaled millions, burned teenagers alive, and fought kings, cousins, and Mehmed the Conqueror.

EXCERPTS: “Your thirst for human blood won't ever depart. Do you continue to wish my gift?” Vampiro, the 1st vampire, requested. “I’ll be your timeless buddy for life,” Dracula promised.

“So the tales are real. you're whatever known as a vampire. What’s it like, Dracula?” the king requested. Drac shrugged: “The vitamin sucks, the times are lengthy, and the nights are murder.”

The woodland of impaled squaddies haunted the sultan. “The stench! Dracula weaponized scent! what percentage males does it take to impale 20,000 troops? an individual please do the math.”

Naked, Justina supply Dracula her neck. He had long gone too lengthy and will slightly comprise himself.

Drac knew he’d by no means see his mom back. He couldn't inform her he’d be superb simply because he could by no means be high-quality. the realm used to be crap and he’d spend his lifestyles dodging diarrhea.

Having “devil” for a final identify will be either exact and unhelpful. Dracula, this means that “son of the satan” used to be hardly ever better.

Justine smiled on the prince: “There should be no long way to die, yet a few are greater than others, and collapsing on my bare physique after orgasm ranks excessive up there.”

Drac didn’t comprehend. “Radu, you’re higher than Stephen. Kick his ass or he’ll spend the remainder of his existence kicking yours.” If Radu knew how prophetic that will be, he’d rainy himself.

“I’ve by no means tasted German,” Vampiro stated, licking his fangs. “The German language has too many consonants and never adequate vowels.”

“Sharp wooden puncturing the center turns out to kill vampires,” she instructed Dracula because the vamp underneath her bled out. “Hmm, even vampires die of heartbreak.”

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